First post-vacation shower this morning (last shower was post jacuzzi, exfoliation, massage and twenty five minute bonus SCALP massage at the Spa Grande):

Goodbye enormous walk-in resort shower (en suite, no less!)
Goodbye luxury resort bath products that smell like Hawaiian sunset (ok, I stole some of those, so it's only goodbye until I locate them in my suitcase).
Goodbye amazing ocean view from every room of the condo.
Goodbye breakfast on the lanai every morning.

Ah, but also
Goodbye first day sunburn, thanks for hanging in there for the entire six days.
Goodbye five hours of airplane "lap child" snack cup Chex detritus.
Goodbye un-babyproofed stairs, kitchen cabinets, pool, ocean, etc.
Goodbye twenty minutes per day of sunscreen application, child chasing, tears, and negotiations.

But mostly
Goodbye my-own-bed to which I would gladly return for another three hours, if only I didn't have to go back to work.