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Buy yourself a life / Pause TV show, order that actor's shoes, car, breasts. It's retail nirvana!
This is my dream. It is but a humble vision, completely reasonable, also very, very American in its blatant love of large amounts of unnecessary crap combined with a screaming disregard for anything resembling tact or humility or the simple act of, let's say,...
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The end of the SUV / Love 'em or hate 'em, the American land yacht is rumbling into the sunset. Rejoice?
Let us, first and foremost, be perfectly clear: it ain't over yet. Millions of dinosaurs still roam the Earth, the giant meteor of merciful annihilation has yet to strike, complete and total upheaval is still merely pending. But it's coming fast. You...
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Kill yourself in Vegas / How to visit a land of astounding waste, and not die
It is, of course, all a matter of scale. Perspective. Of allowing yourself and your sensibilities to be hammered to a bloody pulp by the hard fist of gluttonous reality, just for fun, and see if you can walk away with a shrug and a smile and without feeling...
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John McCain, please log on / The crusty ol' Repub says he has no clue how to use a computer. Isn't that cute?
Dear McCain presidential campaign: You know what's funny and cute and just a little bit sad? Wacky old pre-industrial war-hungry guys admitting they don't know a computer from a microwave oven, a hyperlink from a heart med, can't turn on one of...
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